This autumn, we continued a night out together with Martin Shkreli, the 32-year-old “Pharma bro” lately caught on rates of investments scam, and well regarded as the utmost hated guy in America. I hate to disappoint the people, but I have to say: I got an excellent occasion.

Martin but matched up on Tinder after the guy “super-liked” myself. (I realize, SWOON. It seen almost like those days of traditional courtship.) This was ...